When life brings you sunshine, make your own puddles.

The ground is winning. Big time.

One man's art is another man's "NOOOOOOOOO!!! MY CHAIR!!!!"

THIS is how you get attention. Clench your fists, tense every muscle and you too can double your volume.

Rough night of drinking too much milk, gambling away his diapers, and getting kicked out of the playgroup for peeing on a couch. The back pain in the morning will be punishment enough.